Rant away my dear….

After going through all the things that needed to be posted online (like anyone gives a …), I came up with nothing.

Well, actually nothing might be a bit of a stretch really.

I mean,catty ways are not allowed to be switched off and internet pathways have a way of pulling you in directions that you would in other situations, BEG for a map.

I could just say that it fell on my lap.

Trying to pull off the innocent expression, well, THAT would be nothing short of a miracle.

Hello? Me? Innocent?

Nun’s run away from me, as I have a tendency of cackling spontaneously.

Or maybe they think it’s one of those personalized warning systems when you are moving your car into a parking spot? In those cases, they should definitely get a move on, otherwise Nun pancake will be fresh for brunch…

.

So yeah, I realize it’s not really a nun there. Well I’m pretty sure that if I squint and look a bit to the left and stand on my hands upside down I can kind of see some religious figure. Meh.

Opportunities

I did say this was going to be a rant. I’ve been looking at some True Blood Season 4 spoilers, and at the same time protecting my feeble mind from absorbing too much.

I can never get the right balance, but I can’t resist.

Well, saw some clip of Eric whining, bloody Sookie back from fairyland I would assume, and Pam pissed off and being compared to a bee-keeper? And Bill! What in the world is he doing behind a desk? The world went officially to the proverbial dogs!

Show you true colours indeed.

Girl got’s a Pack leader Werewold, A Viking Sex God and Misbehaving Puppy Vampire PAWNING her ( pun intended) and she’s as cool as a cucumber!

Well, to be honest, Bill ( in Sookie pronunciation: BEEEEEEELL!) doesn’t do it for me, but bit did for her.

Hello! Blond Tall and Handsome?

Attack you moronic Blond Southern bimbo!

And Alcide!

Girl Wake Up. I know that vampires are supposed to be sleeping during the day, but there is a hot werewolf available in those hours.

Unless you go for the sparkly ones, then you are a lost case…

I repeat: Attack!

You just don’t know how to manage good fortune dear…

So back to rant mode;

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth reportedly end relationship!

Last year I might have jumped up and down, done the chicken dance and at the same time attempted in carrying an egg on a spoon for 100 m. Today: “Were they still together?”

I like him in his roles, but to be honest I’m not going completely into pant mode.

Yes he is a sexy guy.

Yes, his character in True Blood makes him hotter.

Yes, there is some fondness.

But I learned to separate Eric from Alexander and now this only brings me some curiosity: why?

I was completely unprepared for the barrage of negative and downright abusive comments I got from a friend of mine when she told me of this.

Apparently she is like the biggest fan ever and KATE was never going to be good for him and other stuff I’m quite sure that no children under the age of consent should have knowledge of.

And I’m too tired to carry on.

I still have two and a half letters to respond too, and judging on my previous ones, I’m pretty confident that the first will be at least 1000/2000 words, and the next one I’m combining, so expect novel length.

I didn’t forgot thought.

It will just take a while.

Imma go to SnoozeLand. Buh bye minions!

Anytime…*drifts off*